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♪♪

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I love you, Mommy.

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MAN: This is our target --
the nuclear power plant.

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If we capture the plane
at precisely the right moment,

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they will not have time
to shoot down the aircraft.

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MAN:
If they hit that power plant

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the casualties could be
in the hundreds of thousands.

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God help us all.

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ANNOUNCER:  ...except...

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What? What is this CPT?

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WOMAN:
That means the plane is gonna

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[Record needle scratches]

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ANNOUNCER: They picked the wrong airline.

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And don't come up here
complaining and shit.

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You motherfuckers wanna
come on here

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and act a goddamn fool?

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I'm about to go on break.

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You motherfucking terrorists
kill me.

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ANNOUNCER:  Come see why black incompetence...

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Whoo, whoo!

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Goddamn, that bitch
phat as a motherfucker.

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...is our funniest weapon in the war on terror.

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We can't let you through,
homey.

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Hey, this is Osama bin Laden
nephew, nigga.

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Well, I-- I'm --
I'm once removed. I-I--

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No --
I just fucking with you, dawg.

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Go ahead, nigga.

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ANNOUNCER: Starring Gary Anthony Williams.

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But you know what they say --
when it's your time to go,

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it's your time to go. John Witherspoon.

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What if it's the motherfucker
next to me time to go? Huh?

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Mo'Nique.
It's very important

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this plane leave on time.

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Damn. Now, are you yelling
at me or shitting at me?

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Snoop Dogg.
Hijacked?

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Them niggas ain't getting
my wizzie fo' shizzle, nigga.

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You know what I'm saying? And 50 Cent

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as Air Marshal 50 Cent.

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I'll stop
those terrorists...

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or die trying.

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Get ready. This time, it's going down.

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This is a hijacking.
Remain in your seats --

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No, this nigga
didn't.

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We have a bomb on the aircraft.

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Everyone remain --

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[Grunting]

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[All shouting]

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[Fists thudding]

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I'm about to go
get dressed.

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♪ Soul Plane ♪

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♪ Soul Plane ♪

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We gonna fly on the
Soul Plane!

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♪ I am the stone that the builder refused ♪

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♪ I am the visual, the inspiration ♪

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♪ That made lady sing the blues ♪

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♪ I'm the spark that makes your idea bright ♪

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♪ The same spark that lights the dark ♪

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♪ So that you can know your left from right ♪

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♪ I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun ♪

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♪ The inner glow that lets you know ♪

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♪ To call your brother sun ♪

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♪ The story that just begun ♪

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♪ The promise of what's to come ♪

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♪  And I'm-a remain a soldier  ♪

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♪ Till the war is won, won ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop, judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop, judo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop, fudo flip ♪

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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪

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♪♪

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GRANDDAD:
Riley, hurry up.

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♪  Soul Plane, Soul Plane  ♪

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♪  Soul Plane  ♪

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We gonna fly on
the  Soul Plane!

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And make sure you pee
before we leave.

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I ain't gonna miss my movie

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going to the bathroom
with you.

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I'm gonna let you go in there
by yourself

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and get molested
by a nasty white man.

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What's wrong with you?

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I don't wanna go to the movie.
Why not?

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I don't ever wanna go
to the movies with you again.

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Not after
what happened last time.

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What happened last time?

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We got arrested. And  shot at.

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Ah. Racism.

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Daddy said I can go
to the movies,

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but he said I'm not allowed
to see  Soul Plane.

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Good. You don't wanna go
to the movies with him.

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He's crazy.
Hush.

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Can't see  Soul Plane?
Why, little baby?

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Because of the types
of stereos or something.

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Types of stereos?

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Oh. No, no, no,
little baby doll.

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This is a good theater.
They have THX.

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[Hums]

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She means stereotypes.

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Stereotypes? In  Soul Plane?
That's nonsense.

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Say, how about we tell
your daddy

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we saw something else, hm?

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[Gasps]

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You mean...lie?

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That really doesn't seem to be
a good idea.

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Hush, boy.

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You know,

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it's okay to break
the rules

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every once
in a while.

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I won't tell
if you won't.

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Okay. Hee-hee.
[Chuckles]

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HUEY:  Sometimes I think Granddad may be a bad influence.

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Hey, Riley. Don't forget
the camcorder.

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Now, the first  Soul Plane
was funny.

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Pfft. About as funny
as a lynching.

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Oh, hush, boy.
You ain't even see it.

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I never seen
a lynching, either,

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but I know
they not funny.

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See? Shows what you know.
I've seen funny lynchings.

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No, you haven't.
I have so.

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Roscoe Patterson's lynching
was funny.

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Yeah, so them
niggas was like,

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"Roscoe, you better
leaves town

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"before Mr. Charlie
and them crackers

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gonna come for you."

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I'm like, "Man,
fuck them crackers, man.

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This is Roscoe Patterson."
Nigga, I don't give a fuck.

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I just don't
give a fuck.

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Know what I'm saying?
White man can eat a dick.

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Eat my balls,
nigga.

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MAN: There he is!
Get that nigger.

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Uh-oh.
[Man shouts]

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Come on,
let's go!

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MAN: Oh, shoot, he's fast!
Watch out!

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It, uh, wasn't really
funny after that.

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Mm-mm.

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This is gonna be so much fun.

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This  is going to be...
[Car door closes]

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...the worst day
of your life.

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I'm bringing nunchucks.

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Huh?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Here, put these coats on.

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Huh?

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GRANDDAD:
Here you go.

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What is it?

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It's pinto beans
and neck bones.

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Now put this meat loaf
and gravy under your shirt.

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Why don't we just get treats
from the concession stand?

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[Both laughing]

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You think I'm paying $20
for some popcorn?

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You must be out
of your damn mind.

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Are we allowed
to bring in food?

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Of course we're allowed to.

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It's my food, isn't it?
I paid for it.

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That means I can eat it
when and where I want.

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Boy, put this pot roast in
your pants or you ain't eating.

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Oh, this is nothing.
He's just getting started.

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HUEY: Robert Jebediah Freeman

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had sworn a lifetime intifada

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against the movie theater industry

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for exorbitant prices and poor customer service,

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which, interestingly enough,

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did not stop him from going to see movies.

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Okay, gang.
Keep your eyes open.

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Open for what?

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We're sneaking in.
[Gasps]

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That's not true,
little baby.

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I bought my tickets online.
Scout's honor.

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Look. Granddad.

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I got some money saved.
The movie will be on me.

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Now, you put that away,
boy.

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These movie devils
ain't getting

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any more of our money.

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[Exhales]
Mm-mm.

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Uh...Mr. Freeman?

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It says, "No outside food,"
little girl.

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That's why we keep it
inside our clothes.

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Are you sure
this is legal?

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Okay, everybody, look alive now.
Here's our chance.

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I understand
you need your job,

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but you're still
a human being with dignity.

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Yeah, I mean,
look at this uniform, man.

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I look like
a fucking dork.

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Why would they make me dress
like this?

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What did I do
to them, huh?

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You should take action.

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Ah. What can  I  do?

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[Bags crinkling]

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Have you ever thought about
forming a union?

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What's a "union"?

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MAN:
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

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I paid.
I got my ticket.

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Yeah, yeah. I got
a ticket for you.

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A one-way ticket
to "Get the hell

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out of here, negro"
land.

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Go on! Move it!

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[Groans]

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Nigga, you gay.

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How about that?

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Another victory
of the common man

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over corporate greed.

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You're not advancing
any struggle

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by being cheap,
Granddad.

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I'll advance my belt
on your behind

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if you don't shut
your ass.

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Oh, my God.

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I didn't pay
to get in the movie.

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Uh, yes, we did. I --
I ordered my tickets online.

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Who got the neck bones?

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No, you didn't.

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[Panting]
We snuck in.

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We stole a movie.

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Now, who makes the rules?

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Grownups, right?

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And I'm grown up,
and I say it's okay.

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We're gonna
get caught.

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We're gonna
get caught.

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I should call my daddy
and turn myself in.

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Oh, yeah?
You gonna tell him

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what you came to see,  huh?

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I bet he'd like
to know that.

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Maybe  I  should make
a phone call.

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No. Please, no.

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Good. Now just
calm down.

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Try some mashed potatoes.
Who got the popcorn?

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I do, Granddad.

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[Grunts]

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Ow! Hey.

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What the hell is wrong
with you?

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What am I gonna do
with raw popcorn?

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You're gonna ruin my dentures.

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Whew. Damn, can't watch
a movie without popcorn.

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Now I gotta spend
all my damn money

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on a bucket
of popcorn.

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[Footsteps receding]

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Told you.

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[Rock music playing]

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[Sirens wailing]

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[Whimpering]

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[Whimpering, shrieking]

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[Screams, sobs]

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Oh. Help me.

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I'll give you anything. Ah!

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[Screams]

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[Gunshots]

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ANNOUNCER: Don't steal movies.

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♪♪

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GRANDDAD: Damn.

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Large freshly popped popcorn,
please. And lots of butter.

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Anything else?

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I asked
for butter on it.

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Butter's over there.

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[Insects buzzing]

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I don't wanna put the butter
on it. Why can't you do it?

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You're supposed to
put the butter on it.

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I don't wanna
put the butter on it.

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I'm already paying $20
for this bullshit popcorn.

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I will not demean myself

259
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000
by putting butter
on popcorn.

260
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000
Why? It's really easy.
Why?

261
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000
Because I don't work at
the movie theater, that's why.

262
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000
You're supposed to put
the butter on it.

263
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000
If I go to Burger King
and order a cheeseburger,

264
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000
they don't make me put
the cheese on it, do

265
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000
I see, I see. Just 'cause
your skin is light, bright,

266
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000
and two shades
from being white,

267
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000
you think you too good
to butter your own popcorn.

268
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000
Well, you wrong,
Lando Calrissian.

269
00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000
Damn it, Ruckus. Y'all gonna
put some butter on this popcorn.

270
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,000
♪♪

271
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000
We put our lives on the line
every day to make movies,

272
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000
and then people come along
and steal all that hard work.

273
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000
Who would do something
like that?

274
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000
A terrible, awful human being
that no one will ever love.

275
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000
That's who.

276
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000
[Sobbing]
I'm so sorry, Mr. Stuntman.

277
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000
[Boos]

278
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000
Hey. Get to the flick.

279
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000
What happened
to the movies?

280
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Y'all should be
ashamed.

281
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000
Why is it
when I order a soda pop,

282
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000
I get a empty cup?

283
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000
I didn't order
a empty cup.

284
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000
I ordered a soda pop.

285
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000
And what asshole started putting
commercials in movies?

286
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000
I can see commercials
at home on TV.

287
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000
And the bathroom stink.
Clean the fucking bathroom!

288
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000
I'm not gonna
take it anymore!

289
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000
I pay too much damn money
for these movie tickets

290
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000
to butter my own
motherfucking popcorn!

291
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000
It's only popcorn.

292
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000
[Screams]

293
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000
When did you
get here?

294
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000
Huh?

295
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000
Well, I been at
the ticket window all day long,

296
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000
and I don't remember you
buying no ticket,

297
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000
Robert Freeman.

298
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Uh, I-I-I got my tickets
online.

299
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
Aha! A damn lie.

300
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
I ain't never
met a nigga

301
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
smart enough to use
a personal computer.

302
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Not even a Macintosh.

303
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000
Uh...

304
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
You'll never take me alive,
you punk-asses.

305
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
RUCKUS:
Stop him!

306
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
Come on, come on.

307
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000
[Panting]
He went this-a way.

308
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000
♪♪

309
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000
Mm-hmm.

310
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Whew.
Did I miss anything?

311
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
Mr. Freeman...

312
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000
I don't wanna steal the movie.

313
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000
I wanna go home!

314
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Shh!
[Jazmine sobbing]

315
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000
What's wrong with you?

316
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
[Sobbing]
I wanna go home.

317
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
You wasn't saying that
back at the house, was you?

318
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Was you? Because you wanted
to see  Soul Plane 2.

319
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Well, this is how
we see  Soul Plane 2.

320
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000
I repeat, the terrorist said
his name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,

321
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000
and he's demanding
that we --

322
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000
Hell, no, I ain't fitting to ask him

323
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000
for his motherfucking autograph.

324
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
HUEY: An hour into the movie,

325
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
I wasn't sure how much more I could take.

326
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000
MAN: We out of food, but we got

327
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Yo. Look out.

328
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Pass this bag of potato chips around.

329
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000
Please take one. Pass it...

330
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000
He's in here.
I know Robert.

331
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000
He don't miss a coon flick.

332
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000
What is it?
What's happening?

333
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Shh. Don't make a sound.
[Muffled words]

334
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000
♪♪

335
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
MAN 2 [ON-SCREEN]:  Ooh.
Damn.

336
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Let's go check Madea's Bat Mitzvah.

337
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000
MAN:  Attention, please, passengers.

338
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000
If you left the toilet seat up in the restroom...

339
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
[Panting]

340
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Officer,
I'm sorry.

341
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
I didn't mean to steal
from the stuntman.

342
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
[Shrieks]

343
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
[Muffled shriek]

344
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
What were you about to do?

345
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
You were about to rat on us,
weren't you?

346
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000
This is what the movie theater
industry wants, Jazmine.

347
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Us fighting against
each other.

348
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Oh-ho-ho-ho, no.
There's no turning back now.

349
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
You're in it
all the way.

350
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000
Now you're gonna get your little
narrow, high-yellow ass

351
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
back into the theater
and enjoy  Soul Plane 2.

352
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000
[Panting]
I...wanna...go...home!

353
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Shut up.

354
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000
You're ruining
my innocence!

355
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Shut up.

356
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
MAN: I expected to fly first-class.

357
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
[Sobbing]
I wanna go home.

358
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
MAN 2: Well, you ain't in first class.

359
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
[Laughing]

360
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Look at this.

361
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
Granddad. What's wrong
with Jazmine?

362
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000
[Laughing]
[Blows nose, sobbing]

363
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
She's fine.
Watch the movie.

364
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Oh, that's crazy.

365
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
[Laughing]

366
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Look at this.
I...wanna...go...home.

367
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000
HUEY: Granddad had to be stopped.

368
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000
I'm gonna put an end
to this...

369
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
or die trying.

370
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
HUEY: And so did this movie.

371
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Fortunately, I thought of a way to do both.

372
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000
[Audience laughs]

373
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000
Move, nigga.

374
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Where you going?
They're looking for us.

375
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Huey, come back.

376
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
[Laughs]

377
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Oh, this is crazy.
Colored folks are something.

378
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:52,000
♪♪

379
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
HUEY:  My plan was to get to the projector room

380
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
and destroy the print of  Soul Plane.

381
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:02,000
♪♪

382
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
First, I had to go to the bathroom.

383
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
♪♪

384
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
[Laughing]

385
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Jazmine, you're missing
all the best parts.

386
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
I'm not watching
a stolen movie.

387
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Oh, well.
If you don't wanna laugh.

388
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
[Laughs]

389
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Oh, that's crazy.
What's so funny?

390
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Oh, nothing. Hilarity
just ensued, that's all.

391
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
It did?

392
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000
[Laughing]

393
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Oh. Oh. Oh!

394
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
That was funny.

395
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Hm? Ah.

396
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
♪♪

397
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
RUCKUS:
It's about impossible

398
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
in this dark theater.

399
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Yo. I think we need
to shake the spizzot.

400
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Huh? What?

401
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
[Jazmine giggling]

402
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
[Men speaking indistinctly on-screen]

403
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Forget Jazmine. Let's go.
But we couldn't.

404
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
She the weak link.
She'll slow us down.

405
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000
I mean, how could we?
Look, she a little girl.

406
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
They're not gonna give her
no real time.

407
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
She do what?
A couple months, tops.

408
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000
But we both got priors.
We gots to go.

409
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Come on, Granddad.
We running out of time.

410
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
[Cocks]
Sometimes,

411
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
in order to save the day,

412
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
people have to sacrifice
themselves,

413
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
you know what
I'm saying?

414
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
[Sobbing]

415
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Oh, Air Marshal 50 Cent.

416
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
You're so brave

417
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
to sacrifice yourself
to save us.

418
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Not me, bitch. You.

419
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Oh! Wait! Oh. Oh.

420
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
[Screaming]

421
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
[People screaming]

422
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000
[Screaming, gunshots]

423
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Hey. Hold this.
We be right back.

424
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Okay.

425
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
♪♪

426
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Exactly. See,
what Marx is saying

427
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
is that the oppression
of the proletariat

428
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
is an essential facet
of the exploitation

429
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
inherent in the system.

430
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
So therefore,
due to the class --

431
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:46,000
♪♪

432
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
You little
half-and-half.

433
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
[Alarm blaring]
HUEY: Oh, man.

434
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
♪♪

435
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
He's in there.

436
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
What--? What happened
to my--?

437
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Damn.

438
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
[Panting]
He's right there!

439
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
[Alarm blaring]

440
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
[Grunts]

441
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Hey!

442
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:27,000
♪♪

443
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
[Panting]

444
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
GUARD: Yeah.

445
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000
♪♪

446
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
[Screams]

447
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
♪♪

448
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
[Whimpering]

449
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
♪♪

450
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
[Grunts]

451
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,000
♪♪

452
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
RUCKUS: Ah...

453
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000
♪♪

454
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I been waiting
on this day

455
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000
since your little uppity ass
came into town.

456
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
♪♪

457
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
[Sniffs]

458
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:08,000
♪♪

459
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000
You won't kill me, Air Marshal 50 Cent.

460
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
You'll only die trying.

461
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
But I will kill you. [Record scratches]

462
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Or, uh, I'm, uh--

463
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Or...

464
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Or I'm gonna die...

465
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
trying.

466
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
What? What?

467
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
You thought you was the only one

468
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000
who mastered the ancient
and deadly art of the nunchaku?

469
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:54,000
♪♪

470
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
[Both grunting]

471
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
[Both grunting]

472
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Here's 50.

473
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Ah...

474
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Come,  negro-san.

475
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
[Grunting]

476
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
[Chuckles]

477
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
That was great, Granddad.

478
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Boy, I wish we could've seen
the end of that movie.

479
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I don't know.

480
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
I feel bad for leaving Huey
and what's-her-name.

481
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
They knew the risks.

482
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
So they might do
a little time.

483
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
We see 'em when they get out.

484
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Uh...it doesn't seem right.

485
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
I'm going back
and turning myself in.

486
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Turn yourself--?
Man--

487
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Granddad, look, come on.

488
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I mean, I love Huey.
Almost like a brother.

489
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000
But what's done is done.
We got to let go of the past.

490
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
If he don't come back,
can I have his side of the room?

491
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
♪♪

492
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Ah, come on, Granddad.

493
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
You supposed to be setting
a better example.

494
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
You just wait till
the manager gets here.

495
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000
He gonna throw the book
at both of y'all.

496
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
This  is
the worst day...

497
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000
of my entire life.

498
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Told you.

499
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000
♪♪

500
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Here's the guardian
for the kids.

501
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
That's right,
Ruckus.

502
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
We snuck
into the movie, too.

503
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
We?  You said you was gonna
turn  yourself  in.

504
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Please. Let the kids go.
I'll take responsibility.

505
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
[Cackles]

506
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Look like y'all
all going down.

507
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
The manager's
not coming.

508
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Cinema's closed
indefinitely.

509
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Looks like everyone walked out.
Something about a union.

510
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
What?
The manager ain't coming?

511
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Well, call the police.
[Chair clatters]

512
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
The FBI.
Homeland Security.

513
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
You mean,
we gonna let

514
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
this African hooliganism
go unpunished?

515
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
You have problems, Mr. Freeman,
and you need help.

516
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Thanks for coming back...

517
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
eventually.

518
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Yo, you need to stop
snitching, Granddad.

519
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Ah. Ow. Hey.

520
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Why don't you call
social services

521
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
and turn yourself in
for child abuse?

522
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
[Hand slaps, Riley yelps]

523
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000
♪♪

524
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Hey, man.

525
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
♪♪

526
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000
You guys unionized and staged
a walkout that quickly?

527
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
That's amazing.

528
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Oh, yeah.
We unionized.

529
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Then someone called
the corporate headquarters,

530
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
and they shut down
the whole place.

531
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Fired everybody.

532
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Oh.

533
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Well, um...

534
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
power to the people?

535
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Fuck you.

536
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
♪♪

537
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Well, that's that.

538
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
I think we all learned
a valuable lesson today

539
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
about stealing movies.

540
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Buy the bootleg.

541
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Or just download it
from the Internet

542
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
like everybody else.

543
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:29,000
♪♪

544
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Hey. Can you guys wait
here a sec?

545
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
There's something
I need to take care of.

546
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000
♪♪

547
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
[Yells]

548
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
[Growling]

549
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
[Screaming rising in volume]

550
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:53,000
♪♪

551
00:20:53,000 --> 00:21:03,000
♪♪

552
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:13,000
♪♪

553
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:22,000
♪♪